So what if it's immature? I didn't even make that pun on purpose, and I called this near-omniscient naked guy's architecture "godlike erection". That's at least a little clever.

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Okay, I take it back. That's just stupid. Penis jokes aren't funny. I'm sorry.

Really, I apologize. I promise I'm not usually like this.

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No, it's okay. I understand. I wouldn't want to keep reading Primate, either.