Primate by Jake K

Est. Oct 2021

Brief Introduction

Website discusses/includes...

Website by Jake. Preferably/best viewed on PC.

Origins of this layout...

Feb 28 2023: Upon establishing this new theme, my first order of business was to, right here, write an overly dramatic blurb comparing my assembly of New Primate to Dr. Manhattan's godlike erection of his Martian fortress. I described my coding of this new layout as shifting sands of fate between my fingers, indicative of my paramount might over Primate. It's been a while since then, but I still have the ability to kill you with space lasers if you don't like my website.