Copying the above text allows you to add my very own Primate button onto your webpage. Thank you. For that I should give you my firstborn child. Or, er... maybe I shouldn't.
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Website by Jake. Preferably/best viewed on PC.
Feb 28 2023: Upon establishing this new theme, my first order of business was to, right here, write an overly dramatic blurb comparing my assembly of New Primate to Dr. Manhattan's godlike erection of his Martian fortress. I described my coding of this new layout as shifting sands of fate between my fingers, indicative of my paramount might over Primate. It's been a while since then, but I still have the ability to kill you with space lasers if you don't like my website.
Copying the above text allows you to add my very own Primate button onto your webpage. Thank you. For that I should give you my firstborn child. Or, er... maybe I shouldn't.