Website by Jake. Preferably/best viewed on PC.
On February 28, 2023, sands of fate shifted through my fingers. A world destroyed. Old files, decorated, furnished, existing for two months on my hard drive in fear of my omniscience, reduced to nothing, replaced with this naked arrangement, just Courier New on white. I am the instrument that decides the existence of this website. I'm as powerful as Dr. Manhattan, but only on Primate.
Copying the above text allows you to add my very own Primate button onto your webpage. Thank you.